Alaska Road Trip Ideas

Multi-day: 

 

Epic Trip #1:

  1. Get up early and drive up the Parks Highway. 
  2. Take a right at Cantwell onto the Denali Highway. Bring a spare tire or two. You’ll have to drive in about 30 miles to get past Native land and onto public land to camp. Take your time driving this road, which is mostly gravel, and bring a spare tire and know how to change it.  It’s beautiful! Camp at Clearwater Creek (about 60 miles in).
  3. The next day, drive to the Tangle Lakes area and camp there for the night. 
  4. The next day, drive to Delta Junction. The drive there is gorgeous. Get ice cream at the shop at the “Y” of the Richardson and Alaska Highways. Get a bison burger while you’re in town too! Take a right onto the Alaska Highway toward Tok. Go to Tok and head south on the Tok Cutoff Highway. Camp somewhere along the Tok Cutoff. 
  5. The next day, drive home (or go to Valdez!). On your way home on the Glenn Highway, like Lion’s Head near Matanuska Glacier. 

 

Epic Trip #2: 

  1. Buy tickets for you, your friends, and your vehicle for the ferry between Whittier and Valdez. 
  2. Head south and take the tunnel to Whittier. 
    1. (Add an extra day by spending the night in Whittier and hiking the Blackstone Vista trail!) 
  3. In Valdez, camp at the military campground. 
  4. On day 2, explore the town of Valdez and the waterfalls in the canyon north of town. 
  5. On day 3, drive north on the Richardson Highway. Stop in Thompson Pass for a day hike and check out the glaciers (but be careful!)
  6. Keep driving until you see the turnoff for Chitina and McCarthy.  Drive to McCarthy. 
  7. Camp in the private gravel lot at the end of the road near the footbridge.
  8. Spend a day or two exploring McCarthy and Kennecott mine. You absolutely must hike out to the Root Glacier!
  9. The next day, drive home (or camp near Caribou Creek). On your way home on the Glenn Highway, hike Lion’s Head near Matanuska Glacier. 

 

Most Epicest of Epic Roadtrips:

Combine Epic Trip 2 with Epic Trip 1. Start in Whittier; do Valdez and McCarthy; go north to Delta Junction after McCarthy; after Delta Junction, turn around the way you came and go back south to Paxson to drive the Denali Highway, then take the Parks Highway south back to Anchorage. Give yourself at least a week! 

Graduation Speech 2024

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Here is the graduation commencement speech I gave yesterday...

First, class of 2024, congratulations. You made it. 

Secondly, I’m flattered that you allowed me to speak today, this last occasion when you are a captive audience to anyone in the Anchorage School District. And it was a brave choice to choose an English teacher to give this speech, especially one so notorious for his tangents. You willingly signed yourself up for a speech likely to contain big words and obscure poetic references. That’s brave. 

You know what else is brave? Those of you wearing high heels today. Have you seen the gauntlet that is this graduation stage? That is brave.

But here’s the thing: You are a brave class. Because you had to be. 

In seventh grade, many of you watched as your middle school started to shake and crumble around you. And you were brave. Because you had to be. 

A few weeks later, as terrified 12-year-olds without your own school building, many of you entered the halls of Chugiak High School to continue your education, gripping your chairs at every aftershock and sharing a building with bearded 18-year-old seniors driving big, loud pickup trucks. And you were brave. Because you had to be. 

A year and a half later, you were told you couldn’t come back to school. You spent a portion of the most formative years of your life hunkered down, watching as disease and civic strife spread around you. And you were brave. Because you had to be.

Then came your first day of high school. At 7:30am on August 20th, 2020, you opened your Chromebooks. You logged into your Zoom link, found yourself in the waiting room, muted your mics, turned on your video, and took a nervous breath as your 1st-hour teacher admitted you to your first day at Eagle River High School. 

A brief tangent: You guys were so cute! After all, how do you look and act like a brand-new, sophisticated high school student when high school is online? 

Some of you logged in to your first day of high school looking like an aspiring Twitch streamer. You had fancy headphones, multiple monitors, mood lighting, and impressive webcams. Some of you showed up trying to look like sophisticated high schoolers with your perfect “fit” –your hair and makeup were perfect, your clothes were carefully chosen, your room was clean – only to find that your “perfect fit” only occupied a tiny square on a screen where no one could really appreciate it. Some of you logged in from an executive-looking desk in a home office looking like important 14-year-old real estate brokers. And some of you entered your first day of high school by peering bleary-eyed from beneath a cavern of blankets like some sort of scraggly, pubescent troll. You were all, kinda adorable. 

Brief tangent on a tangent: Ya’ll own a surprising number of cats. And a surprising number of those cats like to walk across your keyboard and into the view of your webcam in the middle of class. It was actually super cool to meet your pets. 

And while I’m trying to be amusing, I’m not trying to be flippant. You all walked hard miles those years. Some of you lost loved ones. Some of you struggled with the isolation of Covid, the dark depths of mental health struggles, difficult family dynamics, and a world that seemed off its axis. But you were brave. Because you had to be. 

You continued to walk hard miles during your sophomore year as you desperately tried to catch up on your learning by intently listening to the muffled, masked voices of your teachers… You had to figure out how to be around people again. And again you were brave. Because you had to be.

Class of 2024, you’ve walked a lot of hard miles. And please forgive the “dad pun,” but despite all the hard miles you’ve walked, when I look out at you right now, I still see a lot of good souls…

At this point, you might be like “Ok Johnson, I get it. We were brave because we had to be. What’s the point? What are you really trying to say?”

Brief tangent: If you’re asking those questions, then on behalf of the Eagle River High School English Department, I’ll call that a win (or a “dub,” as you young people say.) If, at the end of your high school career, you’ve learned nothing else from your English classes, I hope it’s how to ask the deeper questions. Because life is deep, and life is complicated. Please never lose the curiosity and passion to ask yourself, and the people and the world around you, the deep and hard questions in life. Likewise, I hope you never lose the desire to listen deeply and to read deeply to find the answers.

 

But back to my main point about bravery, which is twofold:

First, I hope at this point in your life, and after all those English classes, you realize that life is full of competing narratives. And almost none of those narratives hold a monopoly on truth. ..For example, imagine you are ten, and you’re in trouble with your parents because you and your little brother got bored, decided it would be a good idea to toss a cantaloupe around, and broke a light fixture in the kitchen. (Sorry mom) It’s amazing how quickly two very different narratives emerge from two people who have each experienced the exact same event, especially when the threat of being grounded hangs in the air. 

 

My point is this: Consider your own narrative. It’s easy to fall into the easy narrative that you are simply the powerless protagonist at the mercy of forces far, far bigger than you. 

That narrative might make for a good story, but I’m not sure it makes for a good life. 

I also think you’ll find that adult life is littered with the wreckage of people who have simply surrendered to that narrative, to the story that they are the helpless victims of circumstances beyond their control. 

I would challenge you to consider a different narrative, a deeper narrative. I would challenge you to adopt the narrative that you are, in fact, brave, that you have walked a lot of hard miles while managing to maintain a good soul, and that you are capable of walking a few more.

My second and final point about this “bravery stuff” is this: 

You were brave because you had to be. 

But now, in just a few minutes, you get to be brave not because you have to be, but because you get to choose to be. 

You get to choose to be brave in the face of injustice. You get to choose to be brave in the face of an uncertain future and an uncertain world. You get to choose to be brave in the way that you live and in the way that you love. 

And class of 2024, here’s the really cool thing. You have so much practice at being brave... Because you had to be. I think that the class of 2024 has had more practice being brave than any other graduating class in recent memory. And I also think that everyone in this audience can agree that the world could use more people who live bravely and who love bravely. 

And so, class of 2024, choose to be brave. Whether you become a plumber or a pilot,  a soldier or a ski bum, a dental hygienist or a doordash driver, think bravely. Speak bravely. Live bravely. And please, please, please…love bravely. 

Congratulations class of 2024, and as each of you bravely step off of this stage (especially those of you in heels), I hope you step into a remarkable future. 

“Classics” I recommend

British

Charles Dickens

David Copperfield – a semiautobiographical novel set in Victorian England. It’s really good. It starts with David as a young boy and follows him into adulthood. It has twists, turns, tragedy, and romance. It’s funny, has hilarious and memorable characters, and some really touching moments.  It was wildly popular when it was initially published. (Like a TV show, individual chapters were published every month or so. People went crazy for the newest “episode.”)

 From Wikipedia: “The novel has a primary theme of growth and change, but Dickens also satirizes many aspects of Victorian life. These include the plight of prostitutes, the status of women in marriage, class structure, the criminal justice system, the quality of schools, and the employment of children in factories.”

Dickens is a slow, descriptive writer, and the book is long. But once you get invested, it’s hard to put down and is an excellent text to improve your reading skills. 

 

DH Lawrence

Sons and Lovers – DH Lawrence is the guy who wrote “A Rockinghorse Winner,” the short story I likely gave you in class. In this book, Lawrence “traces emotional conflicts through the protagonist, Paul Morel, and his suffocating relationships with a demanding mother and two very different lovers, which exert complex influences on the development of his manhood” (Wikipedia).  I love DH Lawrence's writing style and the way he gets deep into the minds of his characters. 

Lady Chatterly’s Lover –  I haven’t read this one yet, but I know it is one of his most famous novels, and at the time, was the subject of censorship due to “obscenity” (in 1929). According to Wikipedia, “The story concerns a young married woman, the former Constance Reid (Lady Chatterley), whose upper-class Baronet husband, Sir Clifford Chatterley, described as a handsome, well-built man, is paralyzed from the waist down because of a Great War injury. Constance has an affair with the gamekeeper, Oliver Mellors. The class difference between the couple highlights a major motif of the novel. The central theme is Constance's realization that she cannot live with the mind alone. That realization stems from a heightened sexual experience that Constance has felt only with Mellors, suggesting that love requires the elements of both body and mind.”

 

Thomas Hardy

Hardy is really tough, but he’s one of my favorite authors. He uses lots of thick descriptions and can be a struggle to get through. However, his descriptive, dense writing is totally worth it. The plots of his novels are excellent. I read my first Hardy novel in AP Lit and it’s stuck with me ever since. 

Tess of the d'Urbervilles - An absolutely heartbreaking novel about a poor young woman. She is raped (maybe. It’s very ambiguous), gives birth to a child, starts over, almost finds happiness, and then things get absolutely bonkers at the end. My favorite Hardy novel. 

Jude the Obscure- A bright young man is seduced by a woman who pretends to be pregnant with his child. Things get wild from there, and the ending of the book is also absolutely bonkers. 

A Pair of Blue Eyes A girl must decide between two men: one older and successful and one who is ambitious but “below” her station. 

Far From the Madding Crowd - One of his only happy novels. A young woman inherits a farm and instead of marrying, decides to run the estate herself. She must make the choice between three different men. 

 

American:

 

John Steinbeck

John Steinbeck writes some great fiction set in early 20th-century America, often during the Great Depression. Grapes of Wrath, Of Mice and Men, and Cannery Row are some of his most famous novels. You may read Of Mice and Men junior year, but that’s a good introduction to Steinbeck. Grapes of Wrath is excellent, but long. 

 

Earnest Hemingway

Hemingway was a man’s man in every respect of the world. Seriously. Go read his biography on Wikipedia. It’s insane. His writing is sparse, direct, and simple, but there is always a ton of stuff simmering under the surface. He’s best known for stories and books like “Old Man and the Sea,” For Whom the Bell Tolls, A Farewell to Arms, and The Sun Also Rises. I’ve read a number of his short stories, but have yet to finish one of his novels.

 

Scott Fitzgerald

Scott Fitzgerald is known as an early 20th-Century author who was obsessed with wealth, ego, and the “Golden girl” – the girl every other girl wants to be and the girl every guy wants to be with. Start with his short story “The Offshore Pirate.” While he is best known for his novel The Great Gatsby, I like his first novel, This Side of Paradise way more. It’s a semi-autobiographical account of a young, upper-middle-class young man who learns more about himself, love, status, and meaning in the ballrooms and campuses of the rich in America. I always feel like a brilliant, sophisticated, tortured soul after I read his fiction. 

 

E.B. White

E.B. White, largely known for “Charlotte’s Web” and “Stuart Little,” is one of the best American essayists of the 20th century. He published a lot of stuff; find something that interests you. I particularly love his autobiographical story “The Years of Wonder” about being a broke young man, convinced he was an unappreciated genius, who boards a cruise ship bound for Alaska. If you read it carefully, it’s laugh-out-loud funny. 

 

Judith Wharton 

Ethan Frome is a novella about a man in and New England town who is unhappily married to a sick wife. His wife’s younger cousin, full of vibrance of life and passion, comes to stay with them and care for her. He falls for the cousin, and when she is about to be sent away, Ethan considers running away with her. The story ends tragically. This one hits hard. 

 

Other:

 

Chekhov

Largely considered the world’s best short story writer and writer in general. He was a realist writer from Russia. His stories give “a reflection of ourselves in our unadorned ordinariness as well as our unfathomable strangeness” (Lasdun). His stories aren’t dramatic, but they’re full of nuance and moodiness. I would Google famous Chekhov stories and see if you like them!

 

Hermann Hesse

Steppenwolf - This is the first Hermann Hess novel I’ve read, but I’ve liked most of them. Hesse writes a lot about purpose, spirituality, and self-development; according to Wikipedia, many of his novels explore “an individual's search for authenticity, self-knowledge, and spirituality.” In this novel, a middle-aged, middle-class man lives a miserable existence. He is given a pamphlet for a “Magic Theater” and a pamphlet called “The Treatise of the Steppenwolf” which is about “a man who believes himself to be of two natures: one high, the spiritual nature of man; the other is low and animalistic, a ‘wolf of the steppes.’ This man is entangled in an irresolvable struggle, never content with either nature because he cannot see beyond this self-made concept. The pamphlet gives an explanation of the multifaceted and indefinable nature of every man's soul, but Harry is either unable or unwilling to recognize this. It also discusses his suicidal intentions, describing him as one of the ‘suicides’: people who, deep down, knew they would take their own life one day. But to counter that, it hails his potential to be great, to be one of the ‘Immortals’” (Wikipedia).

Other Hesse novels I like:

Siddhartha - You may read this one sophomore year. A young man in India searches for Enlightenment at the same time the Buddha has reached enlightenment, but Siddhartha’s path is much different. This on hits hard. 

Narcissus and Goldmund - Two young men search for meaning and take two totally different paths. That’s kind of a shitty summary that doesn't do it justice. It’s really, really good. 

Beneath the Wheel - A young, intellectually gifted man pursues knowledge but not personal or social development. Also a very good novel and, perhaps, a cautionary tale for young people who place ALL their value on academics. 

 

Poetry:

Poetry is tough to recommend. Everyone likes different types of poetry. I’m a big fan of the Romantic poets (Wordsworth, Coleridge, Keats, Byron, Shelley), but they’re tough and are probably best read with an explanation from a teacher/video/website to fully understand. If you’re looking for more “Classic” poetry, consider looking at a poetry anthology like the ones published by Norton. You can even just look at the table of contents in such anthologies and often find the poems online for free. 

If you’re looking for more modern, accessible poetry, there’s actually a lot of good stuff out there. In fact, I’m increasingly seeing young people sharing their original poetry on Instagram. If you’re looking for short, simple, hard-hitting, and occasionally spicy poems written from a female perspective, consider the book of poems Milk and Honey by Rupi Kaur.